The cheeseburger is the most patriotic of all American meat sandwiches. Believe me. Fun fact: Betsy Ross’ OG design for the US flag was actually tan, sesame, red, green, and yellow, with brown stars, but was changed when it was discovered that General George Washington had trouble pronouncing the word “yellow” … as any true hero would. Also, a cheeseburger would never run from a fight. Also also, never run with a cheeseburger.