TV used to be the greatest babysitter of all time. You could actually watch it until everything went off the air and there was just a flag and a noise or someshit. Now you can use your parents’ Netflix password and learn a gun that shoots nachos on YouTube.
The future is here and it’s more affordable and logical.
Buy this homage to Cinemax Signal Creepers with the savings you’ve rung up stealing shit.
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